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"There's gonna be a jail break somewhere in this town"
Its going to be at the jail ffs. Doesn't take a lot of working out.

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SlowGoose @ 09/08/2014 21:30  



Might be more than one jail ?????????????????/

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VFR800AJ @ 09/08/2014 22:36  

snigger sg hugs xx love it

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kaycat @ 09/08/2014 22:38  

I hope my legs don't breakWalking on the moon

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kaycat @ 09/08/2014 22:41  

Well we were born within one hour of each other. Our mothers said we could be sister and brother.


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kaycat @ 09/08/2014 22:43  

@KC, that's a good one- just daft

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SlowGoose @ 09/08/2014 22:48  

Why would your legs break in a reduced gravity environment with the associated lack of mass and inertia? WHY?

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SlowGoose @ 09/08/2014 23:03  

"Hey ! Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me..." What kind of a song can one get out of a tambourine, pray tell?

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Deleted Member @ 10/08/2014 12:36  



lol marc bolans lyrics were plain and simply bazzar

did you ever see a womsn coming out of new York city with a frog in her hand / hair

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Deleted Member @ 10/08/2014 13:42  

I had forgotten about Bolan/T-rex, they wrote some really batshit stuff.

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SlowGoose @ 12/08/2014 16:49  



certainly drug infused lyrics from marc bolan , but I have got a hub cap diamond star halo with a tall hat and a tattooed gown and if I catch that black cat I will definitely sit it on my shoulder so in the morning baby there I go ...... mad as but hey they were popular and still are popular songs eh

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2014 17:42  

A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace,
And rearrange your liver to a solid mental grace,
And achieve it all with music that came quickly from afar,
Then taste the fruit of man recorded losing all against the hour.
And assessing points to nowhere, leading ev'ry single one.
A dewdrop can exalt us like the music of the sun,
And take away the plain in which we move,
And choose the course you're running.

Down at the edge, round by the corner,
Not right away, not right away.
Close to the edge, down by a river,
Not right away, not right away.

As a prog rock fan I often wonder whether Jon Anderson's lyrics are dafter than Pete Sinfield's.

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Eiron @ 15/08/2014 13:26  

Your a pink toothbrush,I'm a blue toothbrush,won't you Marry me in haste !

God do I really remember that C .@p

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Whatsisname? @ 16/08/2014 20:33  



now that is very sad because I remember it too and didn't make any sense then and still doesn't even though ive had 50 years to fathom it ,

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Deleted Member @ 20/08/2014 13:18  



Some dross my daughter listens to:

Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we’ll fight 'til it’s over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us
Like the ceiling can’t hold us

Ceiling ?????? or is it me ?

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VFR800AJ @ 31/08/2014 17:09  

I like “A Horse With No Name” (America) immensely, but can’t decide whether it’s intended to be a Anthem To Pre-Manson Hippydom or a p*ss take. “There were plants and birds and rocks and things…” “The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz…” “The heat was hot…” Genius, or extracts taken from the school essay of a 7-year-old? Notes to self; Try not to look into things too deeply; you may become disappointed. And never put money on a horse with no name in the Grand National, as it would be difficult to cheer it on.

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2014 14:48  



Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
DJ's spinning I said my, my
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sais pas, Flashe no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

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VFR800AJ @ 07/10/2014 06:24  

Daft, but funny nevertheless; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Intro_and_the_Outro

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Deleted Member @ 18/10/2014 17:57  

Thought I'd find you in something to do with 'Daft' pmsl

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