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fuzzy wuzzy was a woman. gene wilder , see no evil hear no evil

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the vtwin twin @ 22/08/2014 19:41  



We all go a little mad sometimes." Norman bates

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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kaycat @ 23/08/2014 16:27  



The dambusters.

Every time one of these Lancasters fly over, my chickens lay premature eggs.

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VFR800AJ @ 27/08/2014 00:18  

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.


Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

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Deleted Member @ 27/08/2014 21:24  

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." - monty python and the holy grail - 1975

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Cloud_God @ 31/08/2014 15:10  



They say the summer's the best time for a summer holiday

'Neil' from The Inbetweeners movie.

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VFR800AJ @ 31/08/2014 16:52  



Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves ?

Robin Williams



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Deleted Member @ 31/08/2014 22:00  



Ah,,, yes,, divorce !!!!! Taken from the Latin word meaning " To rip a man's genitals through his wallet "

Robin Williams


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Deleted Member @ 31/08/2014 22:12  



Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
Eddie</fo...nt>: They're armed.
Soap</fon...nt>: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?

Eddie</fo...nt>: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!


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VFR800AJ @ 01/09/2014 11:49  

From A.E. Housman's poem "Blue Remembered Hills", and quoted at the end of "Walkabout" (1971) - "That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I wentAnd cannot come again."

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Deleted Member @ 02/09/2014 22:00  

Persian negotiator - "Our arrows will block out the sun!"


Greek negotiator - "Then we will fight in the shade!!"


The 300 Spartans.

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Deleted Member @ 03/09/2014 21:58  


“I ain’t got time to bleed”


Jesse Ventura, Predator - 1987


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Cloud_God @ 04/09/2014 21:12  


: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

Airplane 1980

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Deleted Member @ 04/09/2014 21:50  



Silent movie Mr Tonka ??????????????

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VFR800AJ @ 05/09/2014 00:22  



Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?

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VFR800AJ @ 05/09/2014 00:27  



I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

George Hendson " Jack Nicholson

Easy Rider

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Deleted Member @ 05/09/2014 21:52  



Dying ain't much of a living, boy!! The Outlaw Josey Wales

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Joey05 @ 05/09/2014 22:21  



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Rhubarb 1980 " Erik Sykes"

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Deleted Member @ 05/09/2014 23:15  

"Kid, go fuck a duck!"


Can't remember the film, but did I larf!

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2014 23:05  



Thunderbot & Lightfoot Mr xklybr

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VFR800AJ @ 11/09/2014 17:11  

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