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Deleted Member
In: NA
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We've all come across these incompetents, so what sticky labels should we adhere to the boot of their cars? DANGER! Driven by a right twat! CARE! Driver is blind.

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Deleted Member @ 18/06/2013 18:07

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In: NA
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CAUTION C**T AT THE WHEEL!

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Deleted Member @ 18/06/2013 18:28

Eiron
In: Hastings
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I've got a Brother label printer just for making number plate slogans.
Black on yellow or black on clear look quite professional.
"Dozy Parker" or "Danger - loose nut holding steering wheel"
might not be noticed for weeks.

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Eiron @ 18/06/2013 18:32

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In: NA
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Print a variety. Send them to KISS with your details I'm sure the buyers will refund you.

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Deleted Member @ 18/06/2013 18:37

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How about.......

This is the basic model so it doesn't have indicators as standard

I'm the only person allowed to drive like an eejit

normal crappy driving will resume once I've finished my call

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rowanblossom @ 18/06/2013 19:36

whats ordinary?
In: London
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hahahahahaha very funny double 6, go for the jugular

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whats ordinary? @ 19/06/2013 20:35

davidneale
In: London
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Please pass quietly, I'm on the phone

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davidneale @ 20/06/2013 02:44

davidneale
In: London
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Please pass quietly, I'm on the phone

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davidneale @ 20/06/2013 02:46

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Road Dunce !!

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Deleted Member @ 20/06/2013 07:41

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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"if you took the phone off your ear you'd see where you're going" I said that, to a car driver as I had to step back on the pavement cos he was coming straight at me - it took me a few seconds to realise exactly what I said - then I burst out laughing typical Sandi so I guess my sticker would read something like If I have my phone to my ear, I can't see you

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Sandi @ 20/06/2013 17:22

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