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My mate just got back from Tesco and asked if I wanted anything on my burger. I replied a tenner each way please. I decided to give the horse burgers from tesco a miss and settle for meatballs instead. I must say they were the dogs bollocks. They cater for vegitarians too. The vegi burgers now contain uniQuorn. The woman that went to hospital is said to be in a stable condition. The staff canteen have it on the mane menu. The government plan on putting the safety of horsemeat to a vote. Those for say aye, those against say neigh. There is also a rumour that the barcode on the packet has traces of zebra. Ok. I'll reign in the horse jokes now. Goodnight.

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Simon66 @ 17/01/2013 04:03  

Ah, now I get the comment in the Horsey thread lol LOL @ Simon's post

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Sandi @ 17/01/2013 10:31  

In light of the horse burger revelations at Tesco, Primark have been forced to recall 200,000 pairs of leggings as they appear to contain copious amounts of Camel toe.

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Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 12:31  

Spend over £50 at tescos this week and get your own saddle to sit on when having your dinner and for a limited time only , you also get a riding crop ,gold stirrups and free entry into this years grand national

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Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 14:02  

I tried one of them tesco burgers last night.
Not so good.... I've still got a bit between my teeth!!

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justjerry @ 17/01/2013 19:14  

I was in Tesco cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if i wanted anything on my Burger. So i had a fiver each way...

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Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 23:54  

If the latest news from Tesco has turned you off their burgers, then you should try their meatballs, they are the dogs bollox...

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Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 23:57  

Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lambs Navy Rum and some burgers. ....So thats white rum,navy rum and red rum...

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Deleted Member @ 17/01/2013 23:59  

Tesco Quarter Pounders, The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony she's always wanted.

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bomb doctor @ 18/01/2013 01:09  

i canter think of anything funnier....neigh lass... now stable after some jack daniels..jockeying for position at the bar...xx

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jinx57 @ 18/01/2013 01:22  

http://youtu.be/xDPpU1WvGQ8


had a good giggle with this one.

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Deleted Member @ 18/01/2013 09:49  

My doctor told me I should watch what I eat. So I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.

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Ragnar @ 19/01/2013 16:36  

66's link http://youtu.be/xDPpU1WvGQ8

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Sandi @ 19/01/2013 22:28  

Gives the Galloping Gourmet a new meaning.

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non-hotmale @ 19/01/2013 22:46  

Tesco are giving treble points on your clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting from Monday. The deal is called: "Only Fuel and Horses"

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Ragnar @ 20/01/2013 15:55  

It makes you wonder: I selected some burgers on the Tesco website..... I was then told to, add to cart!

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Ragnar @ 20/01/2013 18:12  

I had one of those Tesco burgers and now I've got the trots.

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Suzi5551 @ 20/01/2013 20:12  

Horsey horsey don't you stop
Or you'll end up in a tesco shop
Your tail goes swish and the wheels go round
Giddy up your a quarter pound.

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MissApriliaRSV4 @ 21/01/2013 13:07  

Ive been eating those Tesco horse burgers and have found myself craving sugar cubes,eating oats and my breath stinks !!! On the other hand my cock has grown a foot and i can legally shit in the street !!!

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