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What Confucius didn't say.

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What Confucius didn't say.

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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ...... "Lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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Ragnar @ 23/12/2012 11:51  

ummmmmmm....errrrrrrrrrr.....meh...

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jinx57 @ 24/12/2012 15:25  

Man who goes to bed thinking of woman, wake up with solution on stomach!

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mad munky @ 24/12/2012 16:51  

make mine a double,man...hic!!

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jinx57 @ 24/12/2012 20:45  

A bird in hand make poop on wrist.

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non-hotmale @ 26/12/2012 23:16  

wot's appenin', innit blud.

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xj @ 30/12/2012 00:03  

Women are like pianos, when not upright they are grand

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mad munky @ 02/01/2013 13:05  

Men were only put on the the earth beacause vibrators cant buy us a drink !!!!!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 02/01/2013 20:21  

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...ah so.

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jinx57 @ 03/01/2013 06:55  

"f**ked if i know,sunshine!"

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jinx57 @ 10/01/2013 14:01  

"jesus f***in' christ" after hitting thumb with hammer !!

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jinx57 @ 16/01/2013 07:42  

He who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.. Virgin like balloon----- one prick,all gone.. Lady who live in glass house,dress in basement.. Man who take lady on camping trip,have on intent.. Never trust men with short legs,brains too near bottom..

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Deleted Member @ 21/02/2013 19:25  

... bet he didnt say that lol..x

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Deleted Member @ 22/02/2013 21:29  

i can't be arsed ,to be honest...............

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jinx57 @ 23/02/2013 20:47  

you call THAT a prurient saying????pah!

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jinx57 @ 26/02/2013 11:56  

Man with one chopstick go hungry

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Deleted Member @ 28/02/2013 20:15  

man with one leg better hop it chop chop...

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jinx57 @ 01/03/2013 09:53  


Hahahah Jinx...x

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Deleted Member @ 01/03/2013 18:58  

If you haven't lived to regret. Then you probably haven't lived.

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davidneale @ 02/03/2013 01:52  

never mind if...try why??

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jinx57 @ 03/03/2013 14:19  

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