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Ragnar
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And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found at all the four corners of the World. Then he made the World round ....and laughed and laughed and laughed....

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Ragnar @ 29/07/2012 21:46

allison_2011
In: northwich
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That is funny!!!!! LOL

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allison_2011 @ 30/07/2012 07:00

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That explains the understanding women forum then!!! We got no chance with the REF on their side!

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Deleted Member @ 06/08/2012 00:43

purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
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Perhaps it's because God is a woman

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purplepeopleeater @ 06/08/2012 01:26

mad munky
In: Hull
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God is merely a backwards dog

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mad munky @ 06/08/2012 13:54

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Aaaah! If God is a woman that's why she's always busy multi-tasking but the world's in a mess,too busy to sort the corners out!

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Deleted Member @ 06/08/2012 16:31

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Rules For Men
1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Rules
            For Men

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior
            notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must
            immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
            misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did
            or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for
            causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written
            consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
            time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants
            him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
            or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat,
            lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments
            as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the
            Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

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Deleted Member @ 08/08/2012 23:18

SPRINT56
In: Walton on Thames
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Why do you women have to have so manby rules to many rules make for an unhappy life, thats why lots of rules get broken

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SPRINT56 @ 09/08/2012 22:33

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Rules are made by idiots for the guidance of fools,that lets me out then.

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Deleted Member @ 10/08/2012 19:20

davidneale
In: London
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What's rules?

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 04:06

mad munky
In: Hull
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I use a rule to draw a straight line, now i'm confused

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 07:39

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Thought rules were meant to be broken , some of em anyway... I have one tiny rule though, No bikey boots on me carpets... ( Sits in the corner and Waits for the flack, )...

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 10:18

SPRINT56
In: Walton on Thames
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thats a racial comment against bikers u should be sitting on the nawty step

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SPRINT56 @ 15/08/2012 20:37

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Only one reply lol... Nawty step here i come...........brr its cold lol

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 20:50

mad munky
In: Hull
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I dont have carpets downstairs in house, its easier for the furry and feathery beasts lol

(Oh and working on bike in house)

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 20:55

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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buy flotex carpet,perfect for kitchen and garage alike,lol

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jinx57 @ 15/08/2012 21:01

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Thanks Jinx, Flotex..just what i need for my tent...lol

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 21:23

SPRINT56
In: Walton on Thames
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thought u bought carpet by the sq metre notb the sq tent

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SPRINT56 @ 15/08/2012 21:41

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Lol... Sprinty...you better be able to sprint cos when i see you at the rally you will need to run....Fast

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 21:43

mad munky
In: Hull
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way hey, I like racing!

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mad munky @ 16/08/2012 07:49

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