oh Lisaj, you naughty gal. But hey, you're only half way through the first book, we should ask EIGHT who posted earlier what the other two books are like
Correct me if I'm wrong, peeps, but didn't Jackie Collins write that book LACE about 15 years ago? That was racey for the time yet it didn't create the stir this text is, wonder why not? Or did it?
ManxyT I was referring to your comment
But to be the leading male in a raunchy ladies fantasy would get my vote every time
When I said 'Nowt new there then' meaning isn't that most mens fantasy?
Womems Fantasies in 3 books? bloody hell, makes mine seem simple..A lass in Leathers.
Can't believe I said Lass, all these Northern folk are washing off on me
I knew as soon as I walked through the door from dropping the bairn off at school that I was ganna get some.
I peeped through the fist hole in the living room door and saw the half a roly burning away in the ashtray perched on the arm of me new Brighthouse corner settee. The telly was turned reet doon, ah cudn't even hear what Lorraine was sayin aboot the new fashions for the summer or nowt. Then a saw him, and me heart skipped skipped a beat (just like that Ollie Murs). He'd obviously had a crisis loan and been doon the metty coz he was wearing a fresh new trackie bottoms and brand new pair of flossies, his rippling white chest peeped out from behind the zip of his supadry coat, that was sexily only zipped halfway up, just enough to cover the tack burns but give me a cheeky glimpse of what was to come.
He pulled me towards him and whispered "Y'all reet pet" before planting the lips on me, I trembled under the aroma of Golden Virginia and stale Bella. He took me there and then, right on the Argos rug whilst our staffy Tyson looked on.
He left without a word, but he would return soon, with tales of a fight in the Jobcentre queue and his joy at finding a pound coin on the floor of the 54. I tried to settle myself with a tab and a can but all the while that one question burned in my heart........
Oh Tiger Tim, I'm still laughing here, that's brill and who was it that said romance is dead?...well alright it might be but humour is still king pin. Cheers chuck
BTW, I have just finished reading the first book, and dare I say it... I got bored half way through!!!! Damn it number eight, I was hoping 2 and 3 would be better, you've now burst my bubble But I'm one of those... I've started so I'll finish, so will plod on Might go out and find 'Lace' to read after them, then post it to eight when I've finished.
The Play room? That will be on my to do list when I decorate the new Flat, it was going to be the bedroom but I'll sleep in the Bathroom!
I won't carpet the place as Claudes mucky paws will make a right mess!
Fully agree with you eight, we should meet up with note books and tape recorder and a couple of bottles of wine. Mind you, we would probably end up getting stonking drunk and laughing too much but it would be fun having a go eh My Son wanted to buy me a kindle but I like having the real thing in my hands... ooooer, should rephrase that considering the 'topic' of this thread
They are electronic hun, you buy books online to read on them. They are very popular now, they save you having books all around the house like I have. Hope I have explained that properly.... I know what I mean though
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