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why has life decided to kick me from all sides at once, so much so that i dont know what to deal with first as they are all equally life changing important ???

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Deleted Member @ 20/09/2012 21:53  

It wont always be that way darlin...xxx

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Deleted Member @ 20/09/2012 22:01  

Feylin....


Life is a test every day... the measure of you is in how you handle it.


Somedays there's a harsh lesson, some days it's gentle.


But there's nothing in the rules about having help from wherever you can get it.


Have another hug

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justjerry @ 20/09/2012 22:19  

aww thanks jerry xxx

I'm still standing , but hugs always welcome

and Jen , thank you too xxxx doubt be at the rally next week now though


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Deleted Member @ 20/09/2012 22:52  

Awww no Feylin, please try darlin if you can........ xxxx

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Deleted Member @ 20/09/2012 22:56  

I wont be there either............................

(start a rumour) lol

Chin up Feylin x

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mad munky @ 21/09/2012 07:45  

In what way can you be your own worst enemy? is it possible to get out of your own way?

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kwakgirl @ 21/09/2012 19:24  

Kwakgirl: 1st part engage mouth before brain. 2nd part don't know unless you have " out of body" experience?

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Deleted Member @ 21/09/2012 23:13  

Is having a shit. an out of body experience?

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mad munky @ 22/09/2012 06:28  

lol @MM but far more fun to engage gob before brain! and even so it wouldnt make u an enemy of yourself.....would it?

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kwakgirl @ 22/09/2012 15:27  

1st one;


If you consider that an enemy would do all in their power to hinder your life and dreams and that the only thing stopping you from being all that you would like to be is.... you.... yes, you could easily define yourself as being your own worst enemy!


2nd one;


got me on that one lol






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justjerry @ 23/09/2012 13:44  

Here goes another one.... (keep up at the back)....


We live in an infinitely large universe containing an infinite number of stars around which orbit an infinite number of planets.
Lets say 1% of these planets is capable of supporting life.
Any number smaller than infinity is by definition a finite number.
Any finite number divided by infinity is near as makes no odds, zero.
So this means that the population of any given planet is zero, so if you're talking to someone else, then you must be imagining them.
Or indeed, they must be imagining you.... discuss

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justjerry @ 23/09/2012 13:53  

Yes Jerry I agree

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Stuke @ 23/09/2012 16:56  

You can't agree Stuke.... you're not real

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justjerry @ 23/09/2012 17:07  

Wasn't agreeing with you, but my invisible friend!

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Stuke @ 23/09/2012 17:16  

oh feck - head is melted by that one lol

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kwakgirl @ 24/09/2012 10:22  


@JJ - Yes he is real, you just don't think he is.....but because he is , then you must be the one that isn't!!!


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Deleted Member @ 24/09/2012 19:32  

deep questions....hmmm..why when these tablets are supposed to do me so much good , are turning me into a worse shambling wreck than usual????could the withdrawal effect be worse than continuing to take them i wonder........

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jinx57 @ 25/09/2012 04:57  

@ PB.... but maybe you're not real either and this is all one big dream?
It must be really, cos who's ever heard of Draxula other than a transylvanian with a lisp?


@ Jinx.... take double the amount and if it gets twice as bad, get yourself own the pub for a traditional remedy

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justjerry @ 25/09/2012 18:55  


How did you know? What gave me away?
Or did you just see straight through me from the start?

.........the ghost of Pagnel Hall ...AKA Ms Purple

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Deleted Member @ 25/09/2012 21:36  

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