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For all of us looking for inner peace

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner Peace.

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Silvi @ 10/03/2009 11:57  

That's a little like the finance "expert" who appeared on morning TV one day and explained that the simple solution to personal debt .... is to pay it off!

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geoffb2005 @ 10/03/2009 12:11  

Love it Geoff,I saw him too,'K**b',I thought .Anyway,a short term resolve for my 'inner-peace' would be a Big Whopper Meal and a Guinness,mmmmmm

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Deleted Member @ 10/03/2009 16:30  

Inner Peace Lovely winding open road sunny day and no Plod hiding with camera. Guinness sounds good HG obviously a lady with good taste

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micksaway @ 10/03/2009 16:50  

hey Mick - then keep away from Derbyshire & the Peak district ...if you've seen last weeks MCN they've come up with news ways of catching bikers!!...along with all the other ways they've got for catching bikers in that area. If you ever wanna go there, then go in the week & never at weekends!! PS - Hmmmmm Guinness (just had a couple of pints of it...loverly )

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Holmfirthgirl @ 10/03/2009 19:09  

Yea seen that. Time to take the french approach and destroy them It will be a private company that has the contract so they will lose money having to repair them all the time. Just a thought Now time for that Guinness

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micksaway @ 10/03/2009 21:28  

I 'ave mine wiv blackcurrant coz I is a Ladieeee

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Deleted Member @ 10/03/2009 22:11  

Wonder if filling these new road SAFETY (piggy bank) machines With blackcurrant would work HG you could be a genius

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micksaway @ 11/03/2009 10:37  

Be called a lot of things,Mickola,but never a genius,mmmm,off now to check

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Deleted Member @ 11/03/2009 11:33  

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