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SINGLE vs ENGAGED vs MARRIED

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SINGLE vs ENGAGED vs MARRIED

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Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to bring forward our wedding date!" The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

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Karey @ 17/02/2009 09:11  


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chunkichick @ 17/02/2009 23:28  

very gud kaz.............i know why i decided 2 not be married any longer, hehe

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drobess @ 18/02/2009 19:51  

haha me too Tracy! I dint fancy Robin anymore

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Karey @ 18/02/2009 20:06  

my X hated my bike, thats enough of an excuse aint it????????? hehe

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drobess @ 18/02/2009 20:41  

ohh damn rite!! i put biking on a back burner all the years i was married, stupid thing to do, cos its eaten away at me all these years, but i loved him and put him and the kids first..no regrets, but its MY TIME now...bring it on!!!! heheheh

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Karey @ 18/02/2009 20:52  

Dinner ready yet Kaz sorry batwoman

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micksaway @ 18/02/2009 20:57  

u go 4 it kaz.................

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drobess @ 19/02/2009 00:08  

Mick.... Kapow! Get the Riddler to mek it!! lol too rite Tracy.. watch this space ;o)

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Karey @ 19/02/2009 00:55  

She got the sack kept serving alphabet spagettie

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micksaway @ 19/02/2009 01:01  

pmsl.. well theres always the joker !

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Karey @ 19/02/2009 01:13  

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