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How to wash a cat?

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How to wash a cat
This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely, The Dog

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Ragnar @ 07/05/2013 18:20  

ahhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha

i was thinking that was sick

till i saw who it was from.......... pmsl love it but then im baised coz i can jus imagine my dawg writing it.... pmsl

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Deleted Member @ 07/05/2013 18:49  


There was a couple of photos to go with it, but every time I try to put them on here it doesn't work.

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Ragnar @ 07/05/2013 19:25  


oh pooh!! maybe the cat has intercepted the technology hahahaha

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Deleted Member @ 07/05/2013 19:26  

been a cat-astrophe all round really....meh.

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jinx57 @ 08/05/2013 12:27  

NOT using a washboard may be wise..................

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jinx57 @ 14/05/2013 12:52  

i'd recommend thick jumper and some gloves....

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jinx57 @ 21/05/2013 09:21  

https://www.facebook.com/video/embe...487

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Ragnar @ 05/06/2013 15:58  

Aww bless the moggy, I've never seen a cat so docile in water, it was nodding off

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Sandi @ 13/06/2013 09:55  

I thinkit must have been nice warm water. Not sure if it would have got back in if it were cold water

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davidneale @ 14/06/2013 13:44  

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