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3x Traffic Warden Jokes (for those at Matlock)

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3x Traffic Warden Jokes (for those at Matlock)

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JOKE 1: As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic wardens funeral, a voice screamed from inside,

"I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"

To which the vicar shouted back, "Sorry, the paperwork has already been done!"

JOKE 2: I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"

I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"

JOKE 3: Q. What's the difference between a traffic warden and a sperm cell?

A. The sperm cell has at least 1 out of 375,000,000 chance of getting a life.

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