1. No dress sense
2. Never replies to your letters
3. The chances of getting what you ask for are nil
4. Beer belly
5. Will only commit to one day a Year
6. Obsessed with stockings
7. He never stops to ask for directions
8. Too lazy to shave
9. He always wears the same clothes
10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him.... and he doesn't wash the plate up afterwards
1. Neither have I
2. I never write any
3. Given up asking
4. Ditto (mine's TEA tho)
5. If I only get commited for one day that's ok with me
6. Mm into bank robbery eh?
7. That's cos he'd get recognised too easily
8. So am I
9. Well it would be strange if he wore someone else's
10. Hic!
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