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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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Alice2 @ 05/12/2009 20:21  

Sorted then !!!!!! All I want for xmas is his address book

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Deleted Member @ 05/12/2009 20:41  

Trouble is. . .you have to be good to get the pressies!!!!!!

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Alice2 @ 05/12/2009 21:04  

PML @ Craig, you'll be lucky! Mrs Claus shredded it

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Sandi @ 06/12/2009 10:12  

Mrs Claus is called Mary. Altogether now....

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Deleted Member @ 06/12/2009 11:36  

Ouch! <g>

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Sandi @ 06/12/2009 12:28  

lol, I love that first joke. FANTASTIC

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Deleted Member @ 06/12/2009 13:17  

Santa was very cross. It was Xmas Eve and nothing was going right.The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime, the reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken ! Santa was furious. "I can't believe it!" he yells. "I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours. All my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Xmas tree!. I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! What am I going to do?" Just then the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Xmas tree. "Oi ! Fatty! Where do you want me to stick this?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Xmas tree came to pass !!!

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Alice2 @ 06/12/2009 17:03  

one from my son when he was younger... How do you make a Christmas Tree laugh? Tickle its balls ;-)

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Deleted User @ 06/12/2009 19:17  

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