Brummite_Jackies 'Name that song thread, reminded me of song lyrics i used to get wrong..
Bon Jovi....I got my first real six string...
Me............ got my first real sex dream...
Jimi Hendrix...Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Me..............Excuse me while I kiss this guy
The Jam..... Eton Rifles
Me.............Eating Trifles (bet I weren't the only one)
There's loads more.. but I needta nip out for a sarny.. lol
get your thinking caps on...
ohhhh..ok.. well if I'm ever in that situation.. It's one thing i will remember ...cheers!
So anymore lyrics, people?
I remember my brother usedta sing...
So I'd like to know where, you got the nose from......
( So I'd like to know where, you got the notion... Rock the Boat, don't tip the boat over)
ohh...just remembered a classic of mine..
Queen.. Boho Rhapsody..
' Spare him his life for his poor sausages..'
can everyone remember the beverly hillbillies song.....then re sing it like this.......
Gonna tell ya story bout a man called Jed
a poor mountaineer , but he kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting at some food
And up popped eliie may in the nood
Next thing ya know old jed's in bed
sha**ing ellie may till his kn*b went red
Up jumps granny...nothing to do...
jump in granny and i'll sh*g you too
A true story this......................years ago, when my eldest was about 4, we were in the car travelling to family in London with the radio on. He loved music, always sang and knew just about every song that was played on the radio. All of a sudden Vienna by Ultravox came on as we were chatting.............he begun sangin as usual as we listened and smiled knowingly...............then the finale........................he belted out (in all seriousness too!) ".....................oh enema!!" We laughed so much we had to pull over to compose ourselves and wipe the tears away. Out of the mouth of babes uh? and blissfully unaware of what he'd sung or what it meant.........................he's 32 now and still gets ribbed about it every now and then! I cant even listen to that song without smiling about it..................................takes me right back to that moment every time lol!
Little bit off-thread, buy we had an old fashioned teacher at infants school who at the end of term always asked for "three chairs for the Queen" Baffled my five-year-old mind no end, it did.
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