An elderly man in Queensland , Australia had owned a large property forseveral years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he hadplanted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up forswimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placedthere in the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look itover, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litrebucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voicesshouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was abunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. The women became awareof his presence and they all went to the deep end.One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until youleave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch youladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can sure think fast.
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