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Its been nice knowing ya lads! http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technolo...907081886/

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darkcarnival @ 08/07/2009 17:40  

                                       

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Emzed @ 08/07/2009 17:47  

but can it fix bikes

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Emzed @ 08/07/2009 17:52  

PMSL ... & so are all the women in my dept !!

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Deleted User @ 08/07/2009 17:53  

Quality! You can always rely on the Daily Mash

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Wannabe @ 08/07/2009 18:15  

You will be able to design toilet seats that dont need to lift now girls

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micksaway @ 08/07/2009 18:31  

very gud DC I must get 1, hehe

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drobess @ 08/07/2009 18:39  

nice one Steph!!!

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Karey @ 08/07/2009 18:54  

I don't think it will satisfy every womanls needs. In the past I have been shouted at for gently picking a spider up and putting it out into the garden instead of following orders i.e. "Kill it kill it kill it" I'll get my coat.............

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prof @ 08/07/2009 19:01  

Ok, I like it. However, one fundamental flaw I'm afraid; the ultrasonic sound scares spiders into running away, that I get. What I don't get, is exactly how is that going to get the helpless little arachnid out of the bath? Nice try ladies, but you will continue to require us men until someone invents a small ladder which hooks onto the side of the bath for Incy Wincy to climb up .. hold on a second, oh! http://www.foundationtv.co.uk/brilliantcreatures/ser4/s...adder.html

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geoffb2005 @ 08/07/2009 19:31  

Well, we can now maufacture sperm in a laboratory!!! Do you think these innovative scientists are women.??All we need is some frozen male skin cells to extract the DNA from and the process can begin!! Now thats what I call progress!!

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2009 19:33  

hahaha good find Geoff.. but even if you hadn't found it.. the solution is simples! Towel draped over the side of the bath!! ;o) LC.. that is soooo true...! All we really need to do now is develop a way that a man can go through a full pregnancy,multiple births would be good.. but not essential, and then we cud watch wiv popcorn as they try like mad to pass the equivalent of a bowling ball Then leave them exhausted as we spend the rest of the night down the pub getting ratarsed while telling all our mates what an amazing job we've done!! Now THAT would be progress!!! hahaha

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Karey @ 08/07/2009 19:53  

And if all us men were gone, there'd be half the population approximately. This would mean roughly half the number of cars on the road. Which in turn would mean that parking spaces could be twice as big! Another problem for the ladies solved!!

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geoffb2005 @ 08/07/2009 19:58  

indeed!!!

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2009 20:04  

I'm going to make one of those ladders for my sister... not that she'd use it... she tapes up all the sink/bath overflows and screams at you if you dare leave the bathroom without putting the plug in the plughole

Hmmm... I once tried pointing out the huge gaps around the ancient doors and window frames where flippin' rats can get through, let alone spiders, but I was told in no uncertain terms to STFU

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Wannabe @ 08/07/2009 20:34  

Insufficiently correct Littlechick, you don't need a man at all, the best source for production of stem cells is an ovum, genetically men aren't particularly necessary. Put's me in mind of my former son in law who apparently I wasn't supposed to refer to as "the sperm donor"

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prof @ 08/07/2009 20:40  

tidy,I willingly stand corrected!
:-/ cockroaches are only female aren't they?
maybe shooting myself in the foot here fellas,but in this one you need help!!

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2009 21:05  

But does it work on crabs?

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Roachy @ 08/07/2009 22:36  

maybe..... not sure about frogs tho

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julie j @ 08/07/2009 23:07  

Good job it's crabs I've got and not frogs then...have I got that the right way round?

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Roachy @ 08/07/2009 23:15  

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