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Cure or chapped lips

Cure or chapped lips - Forums [Biker Match]

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Cure or chapped lips

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Karey
In: Barnsley
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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don''t shine. He dropped the horse''s tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips." "And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked. "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin'' ''em."

Karey @ 09/06/2009 10:44

Deleted Member
In: NA
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lmao kaz

Deleted Member @ 09/06/2009 13:40

Karey
In: Barnsley
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Damn!.. just realised I've run outta vaseline... Now where did i see that horse this morning...

Karey @ 09/06/2009 13:44

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ewwwwwwwwwww............sheep are ok tho lol...get it ewww

Deleted Member @ 09/06/2009 13:47

Karey
In: Barnsley
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yeh.... mebbes so..but u havta get on yr knees where sheep are concerned

Karey @ 09/06/2009 13:48

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i wouldnt know...but you obviously do ...baa baa baa lol

Deleted Member @ 09/06/2009 13:50

Karey
In: Barnsley
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yes.. this is true..have u never had to disentangle a sheep from the barbed wire? jeeeez.. u aint lived, laddy!

Karey @ 09/06/2009 13:54

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no..just had to get its back legs out of my sidi's lol

Deleted Member @ 09/06/2009 13:57

Karey
In: Barnsley
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lmfao !! appparently velcro is the way forward

Karey @ 09/06/2009 13:58

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oooh now ya talking or barring

Deleted Member @ 09/06/2009 14:00

chunkichick
In: Cowling
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u two seem to know way too much bwt sheep n horses lol not healthy but very amusing

chunkichick @ 09/06/2009 15:15

Karey
In: Barnsley
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hey up Chick.. be careful chickens could be next, especially in flowery frocks!! PMSL

Karey @ 09/06/2009 15:17

chunkichick
In: Cowling
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pmsl, flowery frocks !! u'd have ta catch me first lol

chunkichick @ 09/06/2009 15:22

drobess
In: Bedworth
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CC i woz just thinkin the same about karey n ian n then knowin 2 much about sheep n horses...........Gud joke tho kaz lol

drobess @ 09/06/2009 17:52

drobess
In: Bedworth
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CC i woz just thinkin the same about karey n ian n then knowin 2 much about sheep n horses...........Gud joke tho kaz lol

drobess @ 09/06/2009 17:52

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chickens...could go on to road kills next...warm badgers ..mmmmmmmmmm..or beavers lmao

Deleted Member @ 09/06/2009 17:54

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