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REDNECK LOVE POEM<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?x-tad-bigger> <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO..<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger> <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Courier New><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger>(Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it?)<?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Arial><?bigger><?bigger> <?/bigger><?/bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily>

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Emzed @ 20/05/2009 16:41  

lmao !!! funny....but probably spot on!!

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Karey @ 20/05/2009 16:48  

pmsl

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chunkichick @ 20/05/2009 17:32  


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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 18:00  

Im going to print that off and put it on the notice board As im working with a load of red necks at the moment Stand back and watch the sparks fly

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micksaway @ 20/05/2009 19:08  

Good one Em , T.... G.. for modern science !!

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excalibur @ 20/05/2009 19:41  

Love it

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2009 23:01  

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