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Karey
In: Barnsley
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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Johnny before.She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',so she called on him.Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'The teacher sat down and cried.

Karey @ 25/03/2009 20:49

Dragon13
In: Billingshurst
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Dragon13 @ 25/03/2009 20:51

chunkichick
In: Cowling
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pmsl

chunkichick @ 25/03/2009 21:01

julie j
In: Harrogate
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one from my daughter, why did the baker have brown hands?

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:19

julie j
In: Harrogate
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got it yet...... come on have a guess

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:24

julie j
In: Harrogate
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cos he kneaded a poo

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:36

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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great julie jus havin a wholegrain cheese sarny!!

tangoman60 @ 25/03/2009 21:41

julie j
In: Harrogate
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mmmmm tasty, hope you washed yer mitts matey

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:44

julie j
In: Harrogate
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did you bring out the branston

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:45

Deleted Member
In: NA
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or the brownstain?

Deleted Member @ 25/03/2009 21:49

julie j
In: Harrogate
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TANGO! have yer got yer head outta bog yet lol lol lol

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:55

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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eeeeeuuewwwww Julie! Get your own thread missus! Contaminating my nice clean joke with poooh!

Karey @ 25/03/2009 21:57

julie j
In: Harrogate
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soz, sometimes ya just cant help yer self!

julie j @ 25/03/2009 21:59

Karey
In: Barnsley
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lol

Karey @ 25/03/2009 22:02

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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an i thought Julie would bring a bit o class to BM!!!

tangoman60 @ 25/03/2009 22:10

julie j
In: Harrogate
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one`s not quite sure what sir is are implying

julie j @ 25/03/2009 22:20

Roachy
In: West Yorks
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Good un Julie! And yours Kaz, not heard that Little Johnny one before.

Roachy @ 25/03/2009 22:33

drobess
In: Bedworth
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very gud both of you............lol

drobess @ 25/03/2009 22:38

Karey
In: Barnsley
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lol...cheers peeps ! :o)

Karey @ 25/03/2009 22:50

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