Just for you Matt.
The funky Gibbon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAmx_XdQky8
the ancient martial art of Ecky Thump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrNH1jvApR4&feature=...re=related
and you all forgot Kitten Kong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0VGqNTazg&feature=...re=related
It is a magazine where female celebs show you how to lose weight.
Note:
You have to give up full-time work, so you can go to the gym during the day, and so not have to rub shoulders with the riff-raff.
You will also need to employ:-
A personal trainer
A nanny to look after the kids
A cook to look after your special dietary requirements
A film crew to make a video that you can flog to the gullible.