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Karey
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A biker is riding passed a zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her coat sleeve and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose, with a powerful punch. Whimpering with pain the lion lets go of the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly for his heroic actions which saved thier daughters life. A news reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, that was the most gallant and bravest thing Ive seen a man do in my whole life". The biker replies "It was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw the little girl in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. "What motorcycle do you ride"? "A Harley Davidson." replies the biker The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page: "BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH" * Disclaimer: I have nothing against Harleys and their riders, at all, In fact I love Harleys as much as any other bike*

A biker is riding passed a zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her coat sleeve and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. 
 
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose, with a powerful punch.  Whimpering with pain the lion lets go of the girl.  
 
The biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly for his heroic actions which saved thier daughters life.
 
A news reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, that was the most gallant and bravest thing Ive seen a man do in my whole life". 
 
The biker replies "It was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw the little girl in danger, and acted as I felt right."
 
 "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. 
 
"What motorcycle do you ride"?
 
"A Harley Davidson." replies the biker
 
 The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page: 
 
"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"

* Disclaimer: I have nothing against Harleys and their riders, at all, In fact I love Harleys as much as any other bike*

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