Another of Einstein's TheoriesEinstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be almost 130 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed... He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as. . ... Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty
And during one night of extreme passion, one of Elsa's breasts actually exploded!
Some say this was because Albert bit on her nipple too hard.
This is known as the Big Bang Theory.
I'll lay of the physicist jokes then how about
I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."
It made me cross.
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