A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .. .. (scroll down) Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
A blonde lass walks into a pub, goes up to the barman and asks for a table for seven, a bottle of champagne and seven glasses.
Suitably sorted, the lady sits down and relaxes.
Five minutes later another blonde lady walks in, spots the first and much to the surprise of the barman, runs over shouting "21 Days! .. 21 Days!" The first blonde jumps up from her seat and joins in all excited, "21 Days! .. 21 Days!" Then they both sit down and start chatting amongst themselves.
Five minutes later still another two blondes enter the pub. This time carrying a cake, they spot their two friends, scream wildly and charge over to the table shouting "21 Days! .. 21 Days!". All four stand up hugging each other and all shout "21 Days! .. 21 Days!" before sitting back down and talking.
By this time the barman has noticed other patrons looking over at the blonde table with stern looks at all the commotion. But as the blonde ladies have quietened down again he lets it lie.
Just then the door opens once more and three more blonde ladies walk in carrying a children's jigsaw. They run over to the blonde table, place the jigsaw neatly in the centre and then all seven ladies stand up, link arms and very loudly and excitedly begin chanting, "21 Days! .. 21 Days! .. 21 Days!"
The barman quickly puts down the glass he was filling, walks over to the blonde table and very politely asks, "Ladies, can we please keep the noise down? What is this 21 days business?"
The first blonde stands up and very proudly answers, "Very sorry, but we're celebrating. Myself and my six friends here have just completed this jigsaw and", she pauses for effect, "we completed it in only 21 days and it says 3 to 4 years on the box!!!"
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