A long distance lorry driver, having spent two weeks on the road, pulls into a large town. He gets out of his truck, walks into the town brothel and throws £500 down on the counter.
"Give me the ugliest woman you've got and a toasted cheese sandwich," says the lorry driver.
The Madam, a little confused replies, "But Sir, for £500 you could have my most beautiful girl and a five course dinner!"
"I'm not horny," replies the lorry driver, "I'm homesick!"
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