A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes Through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,Mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible butReliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?""Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
lol @ LC ..
(oooh look... that smileys got earrings lol)
nahh TM.. was thinking more abart the Viagra bit... and u dunt sound very lonely to me, laddy.. what with all your ladies you have dancing the night away with you! i bet you're a right dark horse
yes at least the smiley face has TWO earrings, when i've got off the beer scooter I only ever have 1, could the beer scooter please address this oversight and devise some sort of headgear to ensure TWO earrings end up in my delicate shell likes at the end of the evening instead of the usual 1
I remember drinking ........... and I'm pretty sure the bad taste was due to Bedroom Monkey!
You know, the one who creeps into your room during the night, cr*ps in your mouth and then runs!!
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