MENU LOGIN 
   Redirecting... ...to our OLD website!


We're still in the process of converting the site to the new format.

Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding.

-Matt, Admin

5

Ok - go now to OLD site

No thanks - stay on NEW site


Jokes, Games & Silly Things

The Nurse said

The Nurse said - Forums [Biker Match] The Nurse said - Forums [Biker Match]
Home / Search Forums / Jokes, Games & Silly Things /

The Nurse said

 Posts: 6       Pages: 1/1

Post Reply
'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, loudly, then fell laughing to the floor, crying/laughing hysterically, unable to catch her breath. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. Clearing her throat and being serious, she felt awful. 'I am so sorry,' said the nurse. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?' '...It's swollen,' Fred replied.

   Update Reply
Karey @ 04/02/2009 11:21  


   Update Reply
Deleted Member @ 05/02/2009 09:51  

your job really grab's all your attention don't it karey!

   Update Reply
tangoman60 @ 05/02/2009 10:26  

What worries me is that she works in Air Traffic Control!!

   Update Reply
TeeCee @ 05/02/2009 10:31  


   Update Reply
tangoman60 @ 05/02/2009 10:37  

.......What worries me is that she works in *Air Traffic Control!! Yehhhh and im getting delerious... the snow is bad here..and we cud end up gettin stuck at work ...ohhhhh deeeeep joy!! F*&^ing management!!!! *look out for tangled landings

   Update Reply
Karey @ 05/02/2009 10:46  

 Posts: 6       Pages: 1/1

Back to top
Facebook Twitter Google Pinterest Text Email