'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, loudly, then fell laughing to the floor, crying/laughing hysterically, unable to catch her breath.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. Clearing her throat and being serious, she felt awful. 'I am so sorry,' said the nurse. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'...It's swollen,' Fred replied.
.......What worries me is that she works in *Air Traffic Control!!
Yehhhh and im getting delerious... the snow is bad here..and we cud end up gettin stuck at work ...ohhhhh deeeeep joy!!
F*&^ing management!!!!
*look out for tangled landings