THE UGLY FROG A mature lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered,'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'!
So the mature lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE MATURE LADY'S KISS. Suddenly the Mature Lady felt herself transforming from his kiss.
Now, can you guess what the Mature Lady turned into?
COME ON GUESS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP! * * * * * * * * SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!! She's mature...... NOT DEAD !!!!! MATURE LADIES ROCK!!
Although there is a limit!
I saw one of those Granny Sex Line (WTF!!! ) adverts in the back of a custom bike magazine yesterday that made me be sick a little into my mouth...
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