bluesbiker In: Birmingham in th
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I have to put this link up every 6 months or so. It's the law!!
For all those that haven't seen this yet. thought i'd cheer you all up for chrimbo .
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HKEuzxC4eGc
I've just been purposely swerved at and soaked from head to foot by some twonk who obviously found it highly amusing. Gee thanks. Now I've had to come home so I can get dried out and changed. Can't really turn up to visit Dad in hospital covered in muddy freakin' water. Mind you... I should count myself lucky... he swerved so hard I thought he was going to mount the pavement & hit me.
The inventor of
the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to
heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur . 'Since you've been such a
good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it
for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter
took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God
recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the
Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God
commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty
unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah,
yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much
inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3.
Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too
much
4. The intake is
placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are
outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold
on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God
said to Arthur , 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours'.
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