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Dr's Orders...

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Karey
In: Barnsley
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral s*x' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

Karey @ 14/11/2008 22:44

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Ain't THAT the truth! Hehehe! Nice one Kaz! ;o)

Wannabe @ 14/11/2008 22:48

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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What r u like!!! nice one Yorkney xx

Triumph_Sy @ 14/11/2008 22:49

Phil
In: Liverpool
Posts: 797
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You ain't right in the head Karey

Phil @ 14/11/2008 22:52

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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Heheh ... i thank u ! Arfa minute...dont i know u? ok ok..i will come up wiv sumfin better,...

Karey @ 14/11/2008 22:55

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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You ain't right in the head Karey * sorry Mr Pagan...the voices make me do it*

Karey @ 14/11/2008 23:00

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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Your gonna have to come up with something LOADS better than that Yorkney! x

Triumph_Sy @ 14/11/2008 23:08

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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i for one think Karey is ok in the head dpt !!

tangoman60 @ 14/11/2008 23:12

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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Tangooooooo .. how verrry dare u

Karey @ 14/11/2008 23:15

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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sorry jus looks like you'd be go.. oop's shutup Dave!

tangoman60 @ 14/11/2008 23:22

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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Dave!!! ....int that Del Boy's little bruvver?

Karey @ 14/11/2008 23:32

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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fought it was rodney!

tangoman60 @ 14/11/2008 23:36

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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plonker!!

tangoman60 @ 14/11/2008 23:37

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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i have a telly channell yu know!

tangoman60 @ 14/11/2008 23:37

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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ahh it is Rodney... but Trigger calls him Dave... you doughnut! U have a telly....but do u turn it on??!?!

Karey @ 14/11/2008 23:39

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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course e did i ferget !!!

tangoman60 @ 14/11/2008 23:42

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