Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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Does tha f*rt? Cos tha blows me away!
A thi mam n dad retarded? Cos thas special!
Me luv for thee is like sh*ts. I just can't hold it in!
Tha body reminds me of a spanner....Everytime I think of u, me nuts tighten up
Tha mite not be the best looking bird in here, but beauty is only a light switch away
Eeee... theyre dead classy up here!
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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*chortles*
My Da sent me summat similar this morning... only declared them to be Irish chat up lines ;o)
Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol...no doubt the Scots and Welsh will be declaring them as their own next !! heheh
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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There were a few more in with it... such as...
An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says 'You're not very tight for a Jew!'
She replies
'Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!'
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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And my favourite I think was this one:
Paddy was shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. 'Bejaysus!' he said, 'I didn't even know they had mobile phones!'
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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he heh!
I just use the old "excuse me, does this cloth smell of chloroform to you" technique....
vinnie
In: Harrogate
Posts: 304
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There's always the old classi.
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Dagnabbit TC!
Don't give it away! How'm I supposed to get my new profile pic now?!
*sniggers*
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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Oops, bugger!
Sorry WB.. I think it will still work though..
*whistles innocently*
Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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Have always liked this one.....to a girlie in a mini skirt etc....
'The last time i saw a pair of legs like that was in a nest'
Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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lol @ chloroform ..
heheh..some good ones there ..
TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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Chat up lines just don't work for me... I always get the same reply: "I think we could both do better..."
Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Along the legs theme...
"We call her 'Lucky Legs'... lucky they don't snap"
More of a bitchin' line than a chat up line though ;o)
Deleted Member
In: NA
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
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"Fancy going halves on a ba**ard?"
Never worked!
tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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''get yer coat yer pulled'' did actually work once!
Hull750Rider
In: Hull
Posts: 1409
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Well TM you are actually old enough to be the 1st to use it after all lol
tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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very true!hey! yu aint far behind me!or have yu jus had a hard life?
Hull750Rider
In: Hull
Posts: 1409
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Nah still got most my hair not far behind lol I'm only a baby compaired to you lol
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