Young Paddy moved to Roscommon and bought adonkey from a farmer for €100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'Paddy replied: 'Well,then just give me my money back.'The farmer said: 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'Paddy said: 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'The farmer asked: 'What are ya gonna do with him?Paddy said: 'I'm going to raffle him off.'The farmer said: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'Paddy said: 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said: 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two euros a piece and made a profit of €898.00.'The farmer said: 'Didn't anyone complain?'Paddy said: 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two euros back.'
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