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Karey
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Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his brand new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> An attendant greets him in typical Irish Manner, unaware of who the golf pro is...<o:p></o:p> 'Top o' the mornin to ya' lad.'<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> 'So what are those things, laddie?' asks the attendant.<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> 'They're called tees' replies Tiger.<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> 'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?' inquires the Irishman.<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> 'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger.<o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p> 'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims the Irish attendant, 'those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.'<o:p></o:p>

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Karey @ 16/10/2008 10:09