A young lad in a wheelchair comes on stage, Matthew Kelly says "Tell us your name and story please".
"Well Matthew, my name is Simon and a year ago I was in a car that crashed and I lost both my legs".
Kelly replied "But Simon, you appear to have two legs?".
"I know" he replied, "My dads brother was driving the car and was killed outright. The surgeons decided they could remove his legs, graft them into my body and within two years? I should be able to walk again".
Matthew Kelly, almost in tears said "Ok, tell us who you're going to be tonight?".
The kid replied "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.......................... Simon and Half Uncle!!"
ok... i'll get mi coat...
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