Fed up of getting chain letters, especially those with zillions of email addresses of folk you aint even heard of? Now's your chance to get your revenge, every time they send you a chain letter send them this one.
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?<o:p></o:p>
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How stupid are we?<o:p></o:p>
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Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!<o:p></o:p>
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What a bunch of bull*hit.<o:p></o:p>
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Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and kill me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.<o:p></o:p>
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**** 'em!!
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If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.<o:p></o:p>
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I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't ****ing care.<o:p></o:p>
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Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.<o:p></o:p>
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The point being?<o:p></o:p>
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If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.<o:p></o:p>
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Don't pi** people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.<o:p></o:p>
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Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.<o:p></o:p>
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Have a nice day.<o:p></o:p>
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Billy Connolly
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P S send me 15 bucks then **** off
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1) Reply to them and you simply get added to a "Definitely live email address" list. You simply tell them that your email address is active, so they send you more crap.
2) They don't send email as themselves!!! They send email as joeblogs@hotmail.com for example, so it's poor old Joe Blogs you'll be emailing back.
Spammers aint stupid. A*s*holes, but not stupid.
I meant the chain mail from your friends.
Especially those who keep sending it even when I've told them I don't want it.
For every chain letter I get I'm sending the Billy one back to them until they quit sending me the stuff
Those ones and the stupid text messages... Dur... like I'm going to forward a soppy text message to 10 people and line the pockets of the phone company?!
Nor me Wannabe - it always says 'send it back to the person who sent it' - so I do, jobs a good one, the friends happy thinking Ive done the deed, and Im happy saving my credit - lol
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