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... or just nod my helmet if I am going around a corner.... Thought I had better introduce myself, but please excuse me if I make any faux pas as it is my first ever posting on a forum. Although I am based in Scotland I split my time between riding the deserted Highland lanes and playing on my brother's boat on the Thames near Windsor. Originally from Kent so I know the South East area quite well (and a fair bit of Dorset too!!). I am looking forward to meeting all you biker boys and gals over the coming months. So far I have only met Chatbot and although he seems quite nice I was a bit miffed that he asked for a loan of some money within minutes of our first conversation... Anyway, If I don't meet you on this website I will see you out on the Open Road... Ride Safe, TC

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 04:08  

Every journey starts with just one step...and you've made the biggest one of all by taking the plunge. Welcome on board. Hang around a bit and you'll see that despite all signs pointing otherwise, some of us are quite sane. I'll leave it to you to work out who both of them are!

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Wills @ 22/05/2008 05:02  

Hiya TeeCee I agree wiv Wills..theres only me and myself sane on here hehe...welcome to the madhouse.. we're a friendly bunch. Check out the events section, and we might see you at some of the events. Hold tight and enjoy the ride

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Karey @ 22/05/2008 05:15  

Welcome Teecee to our humble abode, we are delighted that you have decided to honour us with your presence. We are but a happy little band of likeminded people in search of wisdom and intellectual stimulation, sadly however we have been unable to find what we are looking for on this site and instead we have been drawn in by the licentiousness and depravity or filthy minded members. Please help us bring a sense of edification and normality back to our little ecosystem we call BM.. And that was a party political broadcast from the Scary Fairy Monster Raving Round the Twist Loonie Tunes Party!! *Takes pen out of mouth and puts back in straight jacket*

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Scary @ 22/05/2008 05:50  

Hi Wills & Karey - thanks for the welcome! I look forward to 'sectioning' the various members and will certainly try to attend some events in the near future... and...er... *gulp* Hi Scary... *holds teddy bear just a little bit tighter*. Once I have looked up all those long words in my dikshunry I will try to formulate a response. I am hoping that it was an open-armed welcome the same as Wills & Karey, but it equally might have been a notification that I am now hooked into a lifetime Reader's Digest subscription..... I will thank you anyway (and hope that Care in the Community is re-assessed VERY soon). Come back Chatbot, all is forgiven!

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 06:20  

Eeeeeh lad.. ah think tha'll fit in just grand !!

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Karey @ 22/05/2008 08:08  

welcome teeCee,i got lost halfway through reading scarys,my tiny mind wont concentrate for that long,

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katydevil @ 22/05/2008 09:13  

I see you got the measure of Chatbot quick enough TC

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Wannabe @ 22/05/2008 09:24  

I worry about myself sometimes... I'm sitting there, looking at the photo thinking "Aww... He's stroking a deer... That's nice..." for about 15 seconds before I noticed the dirty great stag behind TC! Sheesh... It's just as well I pop my glasses on to drive

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Wannabe @ 22/05/2008 09:28  

There was a WHAT behind me?????

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 09:30  

One of them there horny things - you know... Oh hang on... I may be thinking of something else after all...

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Wannabe @ 22/05/2008 09:59  

SEE!! That's why I left Dartford (well, Barnehurst) all those years ago.... it affects the mind!! ...and fyi, the horny thing is in the FOREGROUND!!!

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 10:07  

Oh TeeCee you are gonna fit in just fine hun!

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Scary @ 22/05/2008 10:11  

..er..... you know that thing where you type something, hit return and then instantly regret it..... Please forgive my indiscretion! (I now realise that is was a COMPLETE assumption on my part that the fawn was horny.... )

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 10:14  

It's this lot I swear TC... Their twisted discussions have warped my fragile little mind!

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Wannabe @ 22/05/2008 10:28  

whos twisted discussions,hope no ones pointing there finger at me,ill deny it lol

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katydevil @ 22/05/2008 12:00  

Oh did I post that in here?

Must've got my forums completely muddled up... I should've been in another corner of t'interweb!



*looks around... yep... reckon I've got away with that one.... Phew!*


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Wannabe @ 22/05/2008 14:26  

No... I have seen what you mean Wannabe..... katydevil turned a perfectly innocent conversation about nature into sticking a goat up my butt!!!! p.s. does the interweb actually have corners??

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 14:42  

See TeeCee and you thought I was mad!!! Pmsl

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Scary @ 22/05/2008 14:52  

Oh Scary.. I KNOW you are mad!!! (I am perceptive that way...) Seems you are in good company! *looks at certain other people on this forum...* Wondering if it is an estrogen thing - most of the dudes on here seem perfectly sane..... *reaches out of window and opens floodgates*

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TeeCee @ 22/05/2008 15:00  

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