Female dwarf goes to the doctors complaining of a sore fanny
Doctor get his scissors out and snips around a bit
Dwarf says "that feels much better what have you done ?"
Doctor replies " I trimmed the tops off your boots "
a woman in a bar was looking round at the talent,seeing none she notices a dwarf other end of the bar,curious she approched him
"hope you dont think this rude,but ive always wonderd what its like to have sex with a dwarf"
"well come home with me and ill give you the best sex you ever had".Excited the woman goes home with him,laying her on his bed he says"close your eyes and think of england"
5 hours and 9 orgasims later the woman completley knackerd turns to the dwarf
"omg that was the best sex i ever had in my life"
"if you think that was good,wait till i put 2 f%%ing legs in"