A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop’. The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.They round the front porch of the farm-house and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,'Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.'Moral of this story....Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance
jus reminded me a young idiot decided to beat me of the lights in Bournemouth yesterday of he went tyres screechin an sqealed to a abrupt halt nearly rearending a stationary car few yrds ahead of him!an of course ole tango goes putterin by his open window wiv a smug grin!!!aah! precious moments!!!!
Mate of mine runs the Thundersprint meeting in Northwich. He's good a luring a few old-timers out of retirement every year - I pity any young buck who thinks he can see off the old blighter on a bike, only to discover he's taken on the likes of Jim Redman or Giacomo Agostini!
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