Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Someone will soon approach you with an idea. Stay well clear of it.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you'll become incensed at the thought that you missed out on all the fun during the 60's and 70's, and will change your name to "Sunflower" in protest.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Yesterday's bathtub mystery will be explained today. Still, you'll have no idea what to feed the penguin. Pizza might work, I'd think.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will be pestered by a small fluffy animal today. Don't be taken in by appearances -- it's actually a mutant from outer space.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Everyone will stare at you like deer in headlights this week at the office. Actually, you will later decide that driving your car around inside the office may not be your best-ever idea.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
A good day to start getting your affairs in order. You shouldn't be having affairs anyway, so the least you can do is tidy them up.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Today you will wear way too much cologne and make strange unconscious lip-smacking sounds. You've been watching Comedy Night on The Subliminal Channel again, haven't you?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
An old nickname will surface today, much to your dismay, "Giggles".
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will discover the secret to becoming a great artist! You can stick anything you want on the wall, the trick is to make people think deep thought went into it. For example, spray-paint a bathroom plunger gold, and stick little angel wings on it. Call it "Life In The Details".
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
You will be followed by an evil-looking man in an old green Ford pickup truck. Surprisingly, it will turn out that following people is just his hobby, and you have nothing to worry about.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
This would be an opportune time to embarrass your relatives. There are many ways to accomplish this, of course, but my personal favorite is also one of the easiest to do: dress funny.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
It will irritate you that nobody you meet any more has a "normal" name. Everyone is a "Darius", or a "Baxter", or a "Kyle". Just to be ornery, you will change your name to "Xnarp".
The more you hold onto a particular thought, the more power you invest in it. Positive thoughts give us energy and strength. Negative thoughts and people, rob us of power and make us feel tired and strained.
We are by nature positive. Negativity is the result of faulty thinking. You can change if you want to. You can't control other people, situation or circumstances, but you can control what is going on inside you. It takes time to change and transform those old patterns of thinking. Make sure you take the time....it's so worth it.
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