Can hardly believe these 2 from the instruction booklet of my new cooker (Woo Hoo )
* Product may be hot when it is in use. ....... it bloody better be
* Never use the product when your judgement or co-ordination is impaired by the use of alcohol... . those of you who know me will realise the impossibility of this
Instructions for when using my hot air gun for stripping paint........... Warning, do not use as a hairdryer!!!!!
Seen On a bag of Almonds........ Warning - may contain nuts !!
And finally...... from operation instructions for my microwave kiln (which reaches 900 C) ........ You must not let your cat rub against the kiln!!!.....
PML @ not letting cat rub against kiln.
Not instructions but a few years ago I read that someone took a pair of shoes back to the shop as they fell to bits after one wear, shop assistant asked "Did you wear them?
No chit Sherlock!! that's what they're for aint it?
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