Thinking there will be a few "lurkers" !! Hoping to get there a bit earlier, b ut depends on me b'nb inmates!!!!! Hope I don't miss you wenders, understand about the lift tho xx
I have this horrible feeling that karma is gonner bite me on the bum this weekend for working my ticket on gremlins anti sportsbike/sportsbiker thread. I've agreed to pilly an almost novice to squires . Last time it was like having a churchill nodding dog on the back. Didn't matter how smooth I rode, bang, bang, bang on the back of my lid. You know the type. A slight lean on a bend and it feels like they're trying to get off the other side. And the weather is gonner be bad .(mind you, that lot couldn't forecast damp socks if they pi**ed their pants). I could have refused . I should have refused. But,,,,,,,,,. She's got a beautiful ar*e. lol...Dusty...
Sat morn I've got to have 'mi boy' in jail for 10.00, throw some stuff on the bike. I think that I'll set off around lunchtime. I'll just be tooteling on down , don't want to risk damaging that beautiful bottom. Although,,,,, if her bum is a bit sore . I could suggest a nice massage. Mmm. Oops, sorry about that, just drifted off into pervland there. Errrr lost my thread, oh aye , Carlisle, penrith, scotch corner , A1M ,squires . If any one wants to join me , delighted ( join me in the journey down , not the magnificent bottom) lol...Dusty...
Ooh Bobcat , pants on fire, pants on fire. I pm'd you twice . I thought that you had fell put with me for some strange 'woman reason' that I wouldn't understand even if you drew pictures.
I would be delighted to ride down with you ...Dusty...
I know you did lol - then all went quick on the Cumbrian front Clearly because you are bottom fixated at present . Only kidding hun, that's good your fixed up, I'm going to collect some stock so will be taking the car and yes the forecast is pants (not fiery ones) so you ride safe and have a good journey - two anadin extra for the thuds on the back of you lid before you set off hehehe.
Catch you there Saturday xx
I fecken new something was gonner go wrong.
The boss has just been on the phone with my shifts.
'thurs,fri,sat 13.00' sez he .
'hang on' sez I.
'what?'sez he.
'I'm off , the weekend' sez I.
'oh no you're fuc**ng not' sez he.
'I booked em' sez I.
'oh no you fuc**ng didn't' sez he.
'I definately booked em' sez I.
'You only booked sunday, and you better be in fuc**ng saturday, or else' sez he.
BANG as he put the phone down.
I thought about it , and he was right. Originaly I was going to 'Barn farm' just outside Kendal, for a bacon buttie. sunday only.
I changed my mind after talking to Bobkat late last week.
I phoned the cattery and booked 'mi boy' in for the weekend but forgot to phone work.
Now, obviously , not seeing you lots ugly mugs on saturday will be a huge disapointment, but not quite as disapointing, as not spending the night in a tent with a very kissable bottom.
Gutted...Dusty...
A man can always rely on a woman for a bit ofsympathy
whereas guys just rip the pi*s out of each other.
I phoned miss 'pink bottom' this morning with the bad news. The relief in her voice was unmistakable. When I pointed out that we could still go on sunday. Her umming and ahhing said it all. I told her that I would still be going and I would ring her 'sometime'.
It's my own fault, I should know by now not to try to date none biker women.
It's not that I'm a bike fanatic or anything. I do normal stuff I've even got a membership to the Gala bingo. But I live in a very beautiful county. On a sunny day what could be nicer than a ride around the lakes stopping off at a pub for lunch and a cup of coffee.
Hey everyone I hope its not too late to tag along - as usual leaving things to last minute... I shall attempt to ride up to squires and camp a tent on Saturday ( I have also got the Saturday birthday event to attend but I should have said something about it). It would be nice to meet everyone after a nice few months break for Winter.
Have kept him updated, Ian...and reminded him about the Xmas fiasco but as its meant to be a flexible event (ie weather dependent, with some people travelling long distances) it remains a first come first served with the carvery. There's always something that can be rustled up tho, even if its just pies and chips xx
I don't want to miss out on my meat either, hun, but hope you understand the reasonin g behind this !!
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