Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave
Back
1. - Couldn't find the "auto wave
back" button on the dashboard.
2. - Was simultaneously adjusting the
air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature
and satellite navigation system.
3. - Was distracted by odd shaped blip
on radar screen.
4. - Was in a three-way conference call
with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
5. - Was actually asleep when other
rider waved.
6. - The expresso machine just
finished.
7. - Reflection from etched windshield
momentarily blinded him.
8. - Has arthritis and the past 400
miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
9. - Afraid might get frostbite if hand
is removed from heated grip.
10. - Wasn't sure
whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
1. - They're jealous that after
spending $20,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing.
2. - Remembers the last time a Harley
rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
3. - Can't tell if other riders are
waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
4. - Just discovered the fine print in
owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those
rice-burner manufacturers.
5. - Angry because just took out second
mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
6. - Rushing wind would blow scabs off
the new tattoos.
7. - Afraid to let go of the handlebars
because they might vibrate off.
8. - Refuses to wave to anyone whose
bike is already paid for.
9. - Leather and studs make it too hard
to raise arm.
10. - Afraid it will invalidate
warranty.
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