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Blimey u lost ur belly button ??

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/03/2010 15:52  

That Clint Eastwood has just shot Lee van cleef's hat full of holes then Cleef's just shot Eastwoods hat full of holes. Well all i can say if they shot mi fez they would have my boot up there arse.

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Deleted Member @ 08/03/2010 23:20  

you watching crappy old westerns AD LOL

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anneka56 @ 08/03/2010 23:23  

Oh yes, he was the man with no name but his horse was called Malc.

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Deleted Member @ 09/03/2010 01:02  

Thot it was Mr Ed ???????????

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Brummie Jackie @ 09/03/2010 12:33  

A tip: Dont say to a group of women thats standing outside of your garage, Haven't you lot got any hovering you could be doing.

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Deleted Member @ 10/03/2010 22:08  

did u get more than u bargained for AD

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Brummie Jackie @ 10/03/2010 22:13  

I its the affect i have on women, Got bit by a dog last week and that was a bitch.

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Deleted Member @ 10/03/2010 22:24  

put butter on it

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Brummie Jackie @ 10/03/2010 22:26  

Will do once the swelling goes down a bit.

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Deleted Member @ 10/03/2010 22:33  

act your totally wired

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Boodyblues @ 11/03/2010 20:59  

Thats cos i put mi appendage into national grid.

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Deleted Member @ 11/03/2010 21:56  

I got mi head stuck in a bucket today.

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Deleted Member @ 12/03/2010 16:15  

I hope it was the one with the hole from earlier :-)

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smokey_1_uk @ 12/03/2010 16:44  

I am a lesbian traped in a mans body so ive been told.

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Deleted Member @ 13/03/2010 01:12  

Nah bushe shang hung.

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Deleted Member @ 14/03/2010 22:45  

Some say i put mi trousers on the wrong way round and on mi day off im going on a quest for fire.

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Deleted Member @ 14/03/2010 23:07  

Some say im not allowed anything sharpe, and mi sock has a hole in it.

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Deleted Member @ 14/03/2010 23:15  

Some say i was just cleaning it and it went off, and well it did make a mess of the carpet and the cat has gone bald.

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Deleted Member @ 14/03/2010 23:31  

Just think of how much fun you could have if you had an eyeball on the end of your finger, You could see round corners to see if there was any assassins after you.

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Deleted Member @ 15/03/2010 00:59  

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