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Ragnar
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I guess I'll have to help you ladies out Men are like.....Bank Accounts.Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.Men are like.....Bike helmets.Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they justLOOK SILLY.Men are like.....Blenders.You need one, but you're not quite sure why.Men are like ... newborn babiesThey're cute at first, but you get tired of pickingup their crap.Men are like.....Commercials.You can't believe a word they say.Men are like.....ComputersHard to figure out, and never have enoughmemory.Men are like.....Coolers.Load them with beer and you can take themanywhere.Men are like.....Curling irons.They're always hot, and they're always in yourhair.Men are like.....Government bonds.They take so long to mature.Men are like.....High heels.They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.Men are like.....Horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.Men are like.....Lava lamps.Fun to look at, but not all that bright.Men are like.....Mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like.....Noodles.They're always in hot water, they lack taste, andthey need dough.Men are like.....Plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardwarestore or the bathroom.Men are like.....Place mats.They only show up when there's food on the table.Men are like.....Used Cars.Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.Men are like ... vacuum cleanersThey're not much fun, but at least you get to pushthem around.Men are like ... Road KillThey usually just lie around until they start to smell.Men are like ... Soap OperasThey're fun to watch, but don't believe everythingyou hear.Men are like ... Old Car TiresBalding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to havea spare.Men are like ... Plastic WrapCheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.

I guess I'll have to help you ladies out

Men are like.....Bank Accounts.Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.Men are like.....Bike helmets.Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they justLOOK SILLY.Men are like.....Blenders.You need one, but you're not quite sure why.Men are like ... newborn babiesThey're cute at first, but you get tired of pickingup their crap.Men are like.....Commercials.You can't believe a word they say.Men are like.....ComputersHard to figure out, and never have enoughmemory.Men are like.....Coolers.Load them with beer and you can take themanywhere.Men are like.....Curling irons.They're always hot, and they're always in yourhair.Men are like.....Government bonds.They take so long to mature.Men are like.....High heels.They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.Men are like.....Horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.Men are like.....Lava lamps.Fun to look at, but not all that bright.Men are like.....Mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like.....Noodles.They're always in hot water, they lack taste, andthey need dough.Men are like.....Plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardwarestore or the bathroom.Men are like.....Place mats.They only show up when there's food on the table.Men are like.....Used Cars.Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.Men are like ... vacuum cleanersThey're not much fun, but at least you get to pushthem around.Men are like ... Road KillThey usually just lie around until they start to smell.Men are like ... Soap OperasThey're fun to watch, but don't believe everythingyou hear.Men are like ... Old Car TiresBalding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to havea spare.Men are like ... Plastic WrapCheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.

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Ragnar @ 29/07/2013 20:22