*Mental Note - Explain to Wannabe exactly what a 'fawn' is, where to find one and how to stroke it, even offering practical demonstrations*
Might I suggest that perhaps Ms Scrungeflap should have used her parental judgement and common sense, by NOT explaining such terminology to her daughter?
Eeeek!
*displays ignorance* I just had to google "tipping the velvet"!!! ROFL!
I daren't google "stroking the fawn".... Your google has warped my fragile little mind!
Five secrets of a perfect relationship:
1, It's important to have a man who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.
2, It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3, It's important to have a man you can trust and who would never lie.
4, It's important to have a man who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5, It's absolutely vital that these four men don't know each other!!
Ah, the search for those ever elusive 'perfect men'....
Ya know, a friend of mine used to reckon that she could tell how a man was in a relationship by how he performed on the dancefloor...
I pointed out the small flaw in this intuitive ability;
What does it matter if a guy is really enthusiastic, a fantastic slow-dance partner, a brilliant boogier, able to get well into the whole thing and express himself, making everyone else jealous?
If he can dance well, he's gay!!!
Every single one of my gay and female friends will back me up on this!!!
the fing's pc keyboards get splattered wiv!!!ihave this picture of a bloke wiv a open tin o beans no plate jus eatin from the tin piles of rubbish all around unshaven unwashed sink overflowin holes in the roof is that yu?
Your very funny at the moment Izzy,<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
But you know it’s as import for a woman to be as good as you would like a man, <o:p></o:p>
Also you missed something out, <o:p></o:p>
But out of the winds of time always come good of some sort,<o:p></o:p>
Haha<o:p></o:p>
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