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This is a thread to ask those deep philosophical questions that really need answering. My first one is: Why does my toaster go up to a heat setting of 9 when it incinerates bread on 4?

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TigerTim @ 10/05/2012 09:34  

You get what you pay for in a pound shop! Why is it called a pair of trousers, when there is only one item?

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davidneale @ 10/05/2012 17:13  

its a pair of legs!

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allison_2011 @ 10/05/2012 17:20  

So why can't you buy a one legged trouser, if that is all you need?

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davidneale @ 10/05/2012 17:27  

Why is something you've lost always in the last place you look?

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TigerTim @ 10/05/2012 18:02  

wh is it you fancy the pants of someone who doesnt fancy you back?

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allison_2011 @ 10/05/2012 18:04  

Why is it unacceptable for women to make the first move?

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TigerTim @ 10/05/2012 18:11  

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

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Deleted Member @ 10/05/2012 21:30  

Why is the volume control on the telly or other Audio Device listed up to 50 or even more when your ears will bleed if it goes above 20?

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Deleted Member @ 10/05/2012 22:10  

why, when this country is broke and we're all (all except the rich that is) suffering from cutbacks and low wages and lack of jobs IS THIS COUNTRY GIVING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES

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Deleted Member @ 11/05/2012 00:37  

When it saws "free cash withdrawal", why do they deduct the money out of your account?

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davidneale @ 11/05/2012 16:15  

As cats always fall on their feet and toast lands butter side up, what would happen if you strapped a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?
Would it spin in mid air?

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TigerTim @ 11/05/2012 16:37  

Why is it when people ask you how you are, they don't really listen when you tell them.

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davidneale @ 11/05/2012 19:50  

Why does a "Free House" charge you for the beer?

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Deleted Member @ 11/05/2012 21:53  

Why when the telly adverts come on does the volume going up ten-fold deafening you??!!

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Blackberry @ 12/05/2012 00:29  

Why do people ask silly questions that make my brain hurt ....




By the way, you always find the thing you've lost in the last place you look cos who'd keep on looking if they'd found what they were looking for ??????????????

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lisaj @ 12/05/2012 01:11  

Do you want mustard on your hotdog, Spock.

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Deleted Member @ 12/05/2012 02:40  

If moths like the light so much why do they come out at night?

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TigerTim @ 12/05/2012 08:03  

in answer to your question about the cat and the toast tim..... if you put the toast on the cats back and the cat lands on its feet then clearly the toast is also going to land butter side up.... so no problemo.... that is of course unless you put the toast butter side down on top of the cat ... in the pics of the "moon landing" where does the light come from that causes the shadows .... the spotlights in the hanger it was all set up in maybe....

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Deleted Member @ 12/05/2012 20:22  

What is the meaning of life...

Why do people thank you when they get out of a lift....

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Deleted Member @ 12/05/2012 21:31  

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